Friday, 1 November 2013
Chanukah Money and Munuka Honey
There is a wailing from Moudi’s. The next door branch of Sherman’s Bank is closing and the manager is developing it as McGonagall’s writer’s café. Ahmed is distraught. He starts offering green shield stamps. The mood at the Local Coffee House is similarly sombre. They start offering free Wi-Fi and for the month of November rebrand themselves as ‘Infusions’. McGonagall’s responds by distributing little bags of chocolate coins as Chanukah Money. So Ahmed gives out free pots of Munuka Honey. The Local Coffee House offers each customer a freetraid chocolate rabbit called a Santa Monica Bunny. The Coffee War has erupted.