Friday, 15 November 2013
Let us forget the tribulations of Wosni Galbraith and She who mauls, and return to the gentler climes of Seven Dials, and celebrations. This week the Rev. Lanzarotte conducted a double wedding. Algernon Guanine finally married Serena Cytosine, and Melgram Adenine wed her childhood sweetheart, Oscar Thymine (the harpsichordist from hell). The length of Addlestrop Lane was set in the style of Noces Bretons (Norman culture now being out of favour) and despite the ferocious weather, the local residents danced the night away to the music of Scabby Felix and their Iron Grunge spectacular. But sadly, Rev Lanzarotte embarrassed himself again.