Friday, 8 November 2013

The Perils of All Saints Day


Sister Maleze (the Blue Nun) is hobbling around Seven Dials. She was a bit too sprightly in the All Saints Day Musical Soiree and (according to Augustus Albi) she twisted her uncle. However, needs must, and she is now heading towards the Betting Shop and Holy Oil dispensary next to the Post Office, where she puts £17 each way on 'Good Looking' (28 to 1 at Brighton) and buys a phial of Holy Oil from Zanzibar. On her way back she bumps into Frab Lotus, who offers her a free massage. She growls, 'Facile omnes quom valemus recta consilia aegrotis damus.'

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